2005-02-15 - 1:45 p.m.
A traveling salesman is driving on a remote country road somewhere in Iowa when his car breaks down. He sees a farm house up ahead and walks the 2 miles to get there.
When he arrives he finds the farmer sitting on the front porch, sipping iced tea. The salesman asks, "Do you have a phone that I can use? My car broke down just down the road and I need to call a tow truck."
"Nope," says the farmer, "But I'm headed into town tomorrow. If you want to stay the night I can drive you in."
The salesman agrees and then the farmer adds, "There is one condition though."
"Name it," the saleman says confidently.
"You'll have to share a bed with my three sons," the farmer says, without blinking.
The salesman looks at the farmer for a moment, "Sir...I'm in the wrong joke."
No kidding though.
