2005-02-24 - 11:39 a.m.
My wife was telling me about a recent Oprah episode where some experts were talking about why we should wash our hands. One of them took a swab of a public escalator and when they tested it they found traces of VAGINAL JUICES.
V-A-G-I-N-A-L J-U-I-C-E-S
I use the stairs from now on.
So, I just got the mandatory report e-mail from my former spouse that I was waiting for. She said (and I quote), "Thank you."
There was more, mind you, but those two words set the tone for the entire e-mail. Oh thank the good goat for miracles great and small.
By the way...as we were walking through the Museum of Natural History my daughter kept referring to the many statues of a particular Eastern deity as, "Buh-da."
"Dad, are we done with this part, because I've had enough Buh-da for today."
