2005-12-10 - 11:35 p.m.
I recently told a friend that I love her like a dog loves his balls.
That's a lot of love and a lot of licking, if you think about it. I've never licked her though - after all, she's a friend and she's not so much into...well, she prefers inter-gender-ational licking (if you know what I mean). So, I really don't qualify for [giving] licking by virtue of the fact that I have balls, which brings this mindless drivel full circle.
I've said it before and I'll keep on saying it, "Life is cyclic."
And the people said, Amen.
